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    Default Best name for a Metal Band - With a Mastodon/Valient Thorr prize!



    Kinda random. I thought I'd try my luck in case there are any metal fans on here...I know you are here!
    This thread might sink pretty quickly - maybe not. My little afternoon experiment.

    Is anyone interested in tickets for the UK Leg of the Volcom Europe Tour 09?

    Fri, June 5 – Sheffield @ Corporation
    Sat, June 6 – Manchester @ Academy 2
    Sun, June 7 – Glasgow @ ABC

    I can get ONE PAIR only for the above gigs (Forget the London one on the flyer...they are way long gone). Winner of the tickets chooses...

    ...and to save heartache later, we'll have to decide by a little comp.

    Here's the task:

    What would be the Best Metal Band Name (Existing or made up).

    I'll pick the winner. It'd better be good. I want milk coming out of my nose when I laugh.
    Feel free to include death, sacrifice, animals and purposeful misspellings. I want a name which could only ever be used by a metal band.

    I might even be kind enough to throw in runner up prizes of random Volcom/other bits from around the place if you lot deliver...

    I'll go first, to:

    Gore Hearse.

    Weak, I know. Beat me.

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    satans paper cut

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    Cannibalistic Mannequin Death?
    Jesus was well into his thirties before he really did anything, so I shouldn’t be too worried

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    the 7th potting shed of hell

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    Decanted Vaginal Discharge

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    angel rapist

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    Necropeadophilia

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    Gabriels death

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    this thread rules.

    'we bullied satan at school'

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    Zombie Patricide ?

    Hedonistic Snuffkings?
    Jesus was well into his thirties before he really did anything, so I shouldn’t be too worried

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    B Ë R R N E -- C H Ü R C H E

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    Ghost Otter
    My Dying Bramble bush
    Deaf Meh ull
    Seeping Axewound
    cradle of Fritzl's
    Satan's ard
    Morbid rangers
    Uri Geller's killing spree

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    hahaha

    Nocturnal Hymen Desanctification

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    Alan.

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    The Feeble-minded Tattooed Teenage Vampire Fantasists

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