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    Quote Originally Posted by FixationOnPlastics View Post
    hell if we're doing the repressed freestyle angle lets go all out:

    "Per was in the locker room with the other boys when the urge became overwhelming. He locked himself in a cubical, drip drying from the shower he had just taken and pogo'd furiously..."

    I really hope this t-shirt is promo from a new publishing company, I have SO many manuscripts to sell.
    That was just weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky View Post
    That was just weird.
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    I hope they release a flameboy and wetwilly-esq graphic. That'll really get the kids hyped.

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    Did it stir some feelings you thought you had buried long ago?

    It's ok, we all have a bit of repressed freestyle in us. Some are just able to embrace it a little more readily than others, just go at your own pace.
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    Spanky is 100% repressed freestyler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FixationOnPlastics View Post
    Massageboards - its crowd source romance novel subsidiary
    Cassandra's gentle hands quivered as she held the few remaining photographs of her husband.

    Save for the infernal ticking clock on the wall which swung its pendulum in a maddeningly loud metronomic beat, her softly furnished living room seemed to revel in silence. Every moment that went by seemed to hurt her very heart as the the yawning quiet of the room was involuntarily filled with the sounds and sights in her minds eye of her recently deceased husband.

    She slowly and unsteadily started flipping the images in her hands of the happier times passed. She started speaking out aloud to herself, 'There was my Kenneth at the pool in Fuengirola in 1998, in a bar in the Algarve in '99...Butlins in 2000...'

    Her crushing monologue was only broken off by her inability to speak. Her voice broke off into a long inaudible wail.

    She managed to look through her sore red eyes at the photographs in her lap. There they were, hugging each other tightly and lovingly next to the pirate adventure golf. She remembered the day well, a perfect Saturday afternoon walking arm in arm in a sunny Bognor Regis, a moment that even at the time she knew that she would treasure...

    Tears rolled quickly off her cheeks, her eyes clenched together to try and block out the reality that now faced her in her empty living room. She had only her thoughts and the tick-tock of the clock on the wall, testing her patience with every beat. It had been many years now and she wondered if she would ever get over his lawnmower accident.
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    Unnamed skateboard companies, patios, Alan Shearer, Ric Flair, Palace, patios again, Scrooge McDuck, Jimmy Saville and a Jack the Ripper conspiracy, proper use of apostrophes, Stu Forder, anon's short Mills & Boon writing career, Rye wanking in a cupboard, repressed freestylers and finally Les Zeppelin's short intro to a romance novel.

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    this seems to be flowing almost too quickly Les
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    Haha..whut?

    I reckon Fixation or Anon could do 500 words before 5.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky View Post
    Unnamed skateboard companies, patios, Alan Shearer, Ric Flair, Palace, patios again, Scrooge McDuck, Jimmy Saville and a Jack the Ripper conspiracy, proper use of apostrophes, Stu Forder, anon's short Mills & Boon writing career, Rye wanking in a cupboard, repressed freestylers and finally Les Zeppelin's short intro to a romance novel.

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    Right, for those of you that have just joined us, a quick recap of subject matter covered so far:

    Unnamed skateboard companies, patios, Alan Shearer, Ric Flair, Palace, patios again, Scrooge McDuck, Jimmy Saville and a Jack the Ripper conspiracy, proper use of apostrophes, Stu Forder, anon's short Mills & Boon writing career, Rye wanking in a cupboard, repressed freestylers and finally Les Zeppelin's short intro to a romance novel.

    Have I missed anything out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky View Post
    Right, for those of you that have just joined us, a quick recap of subject matter covered so far:

    Unnamed skateboard companies, patios, Alan Shearer, Ric Flair, Palace, patios again, Scrooge McDuck, Jimmy Saville and a Jack the Ripper conspiracy, proper use of apostrophes, Stu Forder, anon's short Mills & Boon writing career, Rye wanking in a cupboard, repressed freestylers and finally Les Zeppelin's short intro to a romance novel.

    Have I missed anything out?
    Not true, I was hiding in a cupboard. From a cleaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky View Post
    Right, for those of you that have just joined us, a quick recap of subject matter covered so far:

    Unnamed skateboard companies, patios, Alan Shearer, Ric Flair, Palace, patios again, Scrooge McDuck, Jimmy Saville and a Jack the Ripper conspiracy, proper use of apostrophes, Stu Forder, anon's short Mills & Boon writing career, Rye wanking in a cupboard, repressed freestylers and finally Les Zeppelin's short intro to a romance novel.



    Have I missed anything out?
    The Jimmy Savile and The Yorkshire ripper is in the news today thread! But yeah just about covered it all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky View Post
    Right, for those of you that have just joined us, a quick recap of subject matter covered so far:

    Unnamed skateboard companies, patios, Alan Shearer, Ric Flair, Palace, patios again, Scrooge McDuck, Jimmy Saville and a Jack the Ripper conspiracy, proper use of apostrophes, Stu Forder, anon's short Mills & Boon writing career, Rye wanking in a cupboard, repressed freestylers and finally Les Zeppelin's short intro to a romance novel.

    Have I missed anything out?
    I wish I saw this before reading the whole 21 pages.

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    This is why boring cunts get banned. (Not directed at you Samuhell)

    It's also why all you lurkers should stop being pussies and post.

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    I'm too caught up posting on black hat internet marketing forums. I wouldn't leave the house if I started posting on here all the time

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    I was referring to all the lurkers who aren't registered.

    They know who they are.

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