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[anonymity]

Floor will be looking like a mature Patrick Bateman I'd imagine...

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[billydickfingers]

theres also a good chance he'll greet you with "alright cunt" or maybe thats just me...

[anonymity]

theres also a good chance he'll greet you with "alright cunt" or maybe thats just me...

that's just you.

[methamphetamine]

floor's the one who is paul shier

just realised it's way too late to make that joke now. fuck it never mind

[floor odoriser]

James and I are going Hugo - see you there. Wanna come out for pints after?

Floor, i've never met you before, but i'm going to shout 'Floor' over and over when i'm there, and if i don't get thrown out, i'll get to meet you then. I will have a red enjoi beanie on (and a pink carnation)

Gutted I missed you guys. Got there early, rinsed free beer and left to hit up a burrito. Walked by in way home but only saw jagger and Rory

Priceless double-take by my better half when she realised short, greying guy next to her was spike jonze

[krillmonger]

It was so busy mate, like a malnourished rugby team scrum with beanies on. I didn't see Hugo either; did you go Hugo? They started charging for beers after a hour or so, although the Kronenburghs were still free - weirdly, so we went to the pub up the road after a little while. Neck Face was up to his double chins in gorgeous ladies; he must have had a great time later. The swine.
The soft focus photos of the sea were really nice, as was the huge print of an asian girls arse - you wouldn't be able to put it up in your house though.

[Gray]

Worth going? Thinking about going when I'm in London next weekend

[krillmonger]

Worth going? Thinking about going when I'm in London next weekend

defo worth a noseambique.

[Gray]

haha nice.