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    a few years back when i fitted windows i worked at this massive posh house that belonged to some priest/religious/godly church man, he got busted for having, at the time, one of the largest collections of child grot in the uk. he'd built a secret room and everything. was eerie working there because it was in the deepest darkest countryside of Surrey*...grim...filthy old c*nt

    *most peados are from surrey...fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dog Bowl View Post
    a few years back when i fitted windows i worked at this massive posh house that belonged to some priest/religious/godly church man, he got busted for having, at the time, one of the largest collections of child grot in the uk. he'd built a secret room and everything. was eerie working there because it was in the deepest darkest countryside of Surrey*...grim...filthy old c*nt

    *most peados are from surrey...fact.
    i remember reading the story on bbc news about that bloke - all seemed a bit grim like there was maybe more going on in secret rooms than just storing videos.

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    Bad ecclesiastical hurting.
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    think some of the found material was photographed / filmed there, just from what i remember, not trying to tarnish the name of a man who only possessed industrial (i know that's a bad term) amounts of child porn but didn't actually make it.

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    whatever went down there, excuse the pun, was dark. there were news reporters at the end of the drive every day and loads of police and we were told to play dumb. was such an awesome massive house too but it was creepy.

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    sounds like patrick swayze in donnie darko....


    got my hair cut today and it was a (rather nice looking) woman working in the barbers. that was the most a woman has touched me in i dont know how long. *runs off to wank cock in dark room after googling female barber porn*

    on the plus side, she kept moving to the side so i got a good view of her smashing arse every 30 seconds or so.
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    you should start following her. it's clear the two of you are in a relationship now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FixationOnPlastics View Post
    you should start following her. it's clear the two of you are in a relationship now.
    she touched my hair. that means we're married, right?
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    exactly, you have to pick up these subtle clues or you get nowhere. it's what has made me the successful man i am today.

    the next step is going back tomorrow with your neat new hair cut and asking her to tidy it up because you think it has grown slightly and you want to preserve her wonderful work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FixationOnPlastics View Post
    it's what has made me the successful man i am today.
    Except you've never had a haircut ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by FixationOnPlastics View Post
    exactly, you have to pick up these subtle clues or you get nowhere. it's what has made me the successful man i am today.

    the next step is going back tomorrow with your neat new hair cut and asking her to tidy it up because you think it has grown slightly and you want to preserve her wonderful work.
    you really should have a relationship advice column in sidewalk. get anon on it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winstanley View Post
    Except you've never had a haircut ever
    No, i just sit in the chair with a wig, i tell her it's my collection of chemo-wigs and i want them to all look consistent.

    pity is better leverage than even the biggest of wangs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FixationOnPlastics View Post
    No, i just sit in the chair with a wig, i tell her it's my collection of chemo-wigs and i want them to all look consistent.

    pity is better leverage than even the biggest of wangs.
    amazing. simply amazing!
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    Epic last sentence
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