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    i just say its not my house and i'm just looking after the place for the owner.

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    I had some charity person come to the door once - in this house, so in the last three years - and ask if my mum or dad was in. Fucking stoked.

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    ive got a video doorbell now so i can tell charity beggars etc to fuck off with out getting up. its the next level in grouchyness

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    I actually did the street version of that for three weeks about ten years ago when I needed some fast cash. I didn't do it well because you have to be a right wacky cunt to do it, but it was for a mental health charity, and some of the things people will tell a complete stranger would blow you away. Didn't much care about collecting cash because it was £8.50/hr, which was pretty good back then, and you could do it stoned. The bosses always took us to the pub at lunchtime too, since you're a bit more chatty after a few pints, and the bosses were sound-ish too, just modern boutique festival hippy types rather than call centre sales cunts. It's probably different going to peoples houses.

    I wouldn't recommend it but it got me by for a month once.

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    I never normally mind and I'm always polite and listen if I answer the door, but it was 8:45pm and he wouldn't FUCK OFF no matter what I said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skateharrogate View Post
    I never normally mind and I'm always polite and listen if I answer the door, but it was 8:45pm and he wouldn't FUCK OFF no matter what I said.
    I suggest you find the name of the local agency that does it. I mean I can now just say, "Mate, I used to work for GIFT, and I feel your pain" before I slam the door in their face. Let's them know I'm on the level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skateharrogate View Post
    I never normally mind and I'm always polite and listen if I answer the door, but it was 8:45pm and he wouldn't FUCK OFF no matter what I said.
    You're under no legal obligation to engage with him you know.

    Next time, just do what I do and silently close the door without saying a word.

    I've had a few come round around 9 so recently as well so I tell them to not knock my (pensioner) neighbours door before closing the door in their face.

    What a shit job. Fuck that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buildafire View Post
    I had some charity person come to the door once - in this house, so in the last three years - and ask if my mum or dad was in. Fucking stoked.
    I get that all the time. Which is class cos I can say 'nah' and they fuck off.

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