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    Dear fellow degenerates,

    as it's been a bit slow on here for a couple of days, I thought i'd attempt a thread to get people moaning. Everybody loves a good moan.

    This thread is a vehicle for you all to air the little things in skating that dick you off. Be it tricks, trends, people, music choices, caffine piss sponsorship's and the like - whatever gets on your tits really.

    If you are of the opinion that people moaning about things in skateboarding is the very problem with it, you are a hippy, and this thread probably isn't for you.

    I'll start:

    1. No comply pole jams - do a proper pole jam you puss. You put your foot on the floor because you are scared of committing to the trick properly, not because no comply pole jams are good.

    2. no comply backside tails, on anything. Fucking stinking looking trick. Probably even worse than no comply pole jams. Doesn't matter if they are really difficult, it just means you spent ages learning a stinker.

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    3. As seen in that crappy "Magenta style" video... Frontside powerslides with your foot on the nose. Fuck off. That's not doing it right at all.

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    4. Flatground 360 shuvits in lines. Not the pretend impossible ones, just the shuvits. They're shit
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    5. Everyone who doodles calling themselves an artist. I'm all for free piss ups in shoreditch, on the last thurday of the month, but some of the things people are presenting as art...pfffft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buildafire View Post
    3. As seen in that crappy "Magenta style" video... Frontside powerslides with your foot on the nose. Fuck off. That's not doing it right at all.
    Natas Kaupas would like a word....


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    Things have evolved. Science and style finally collided, so now man is able to slide sideways along the street with his front foot in the middle of his board.

    If you need your foot at the front of your board, you're not going fast enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buildafire View Post
    Things have evolved. Science and style finally collided, so now man is able to slide sideways along the street with his front foot in the middle of his board.

    If you need your foot at the front of your board, you're not going fast enough.
    Yeah I know about evolution but thumbs are still thumbs.

    The relentless quest for 'progression' leads to 'I am Monster' by Nyjah or people retreating into YT to talk about 'hospital flips'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krillmonger View Post
    1. No comply pole jams - do a proper pole jam you puss
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    I think I preferred it when everyone wore striped jumpers and did the biggest rails than the ankle showing powersliders that are popular now.

    Lines for the sake of lines. Shit.

    The tucknee brigade of transition stinkers.

    Questions.
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    Yeah I know about evolution but thumbs are still thumbs.
    Rad.

    I know you know. It bothers me that people don't do an easy trick the best way.

    By "best", obviously I mean "how I prefer".

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    haha, soz meth.

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    Zoo York 2014
    So far from the original roots it's ridiculous. Campaign for Westgate to get on Alien or Toy Machine please.

    VHS effects in videos
    Palace trademarked that shit. Everyone else is blatantly copying what they've done. Am I crazy or does some Premiere/Final Cut programs come with VHS effect installed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Max View Post
    Zoo York 2014

    So far from the original roots it's ridiculous.

    Campaign for Westgate to get on Alien or Toy Machine please.
    Bet they're paying him a fortune though. Zoo York is a high street brand.

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    skatewax... skatetax more like. Get some fucking candles in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krillmonger View Post
    1. No comply pole jams - do a proper pole jam you puss. You put your foot on the floor because you are scared of committing to the trick properly, not because no comply pole jams are good.
    How do you feel about Welcome's new advert?

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    I always thought it was called sidewalk becuase when you skate you walk sideways
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