I would like to review this underarmour ladies jersey vest, available from all good sports retailers. It fits me perfectly when i suck my belly in. i look like dilon reader in it. or ben nordberg.
Went for a skate after work, was knackered but had fun (10/10) until I ate shit trying something I never missed before (0/10). Got a swellbow (3/10) and my back got fucked (0/10). Passed out watching a movie with my broad (6/10).
Took care of some shit at home (8/10), went to a hip hop festival at the skatepark (9/10). Watched the breakdance comp and felt vaguely like The Muska (15/10). Couldn't enter the SKATE thing (0/10) which sucks as there was cash to win and I'm skint (2/10). Whatever. Bro'd down with Jeru The Damaja. (10/10). He was really nice. Street beerz (10/10). Got a VIP pass and could smoke and get millions of free drinks in the VIP booth (10/10). Drank some weird cocktails (7.5/10) and loads of crap beer (8/10). A uni mate did a show (8.5/10) and a skate mate DJed for Slum Village (10/10), which I missed as I was busy getting fucked up (4/10). Jeru did his thing (10/10). Kept on drinking with my marras in the VIP zone (10/10). Drank cognac off Jeru's bottle, like a real muthafukkin G (200/10). Left the venue when it closed, tried to hitchhike (10/10) but did not get a lift (0/10). Had to wait until the first train (0/10), starving, wasted (3/10). Had cigs at least (10/10). Got home at 7 in the morning. My chick was not impressed (3/10).
Woke up and realized that I had smashed my fancy phone screen (-20/10). Ate mad croque-monsieurs (coppa and Tilsit, 8/10, smoked duck fillet and Grana Padano, 9/10, can't remember what the third one was), passed out on the couch listening to old rock (10/10). Chilled in my sauna (10/10) then under the pouring rain on the terrace (10/10) feeling super good for a sec. Nature is rad (10/10).
"There are people in skateboarding whose views and backgrounds differ from mine, but I appreciate that theyre a part of it because thats what keeps skating so diverse and not just some homogenized bullshit. More opinions, more girls, more homosexuality, more global representation." Ryan Lay
The new ios8. It's turned my iPad into a slug. 0/10.
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