I would like to review this underarmour ladies jersey vest, available from all good sports retailers. It fits me perfectly when i suck my belly in. i look like dilon reader in it. or ben nordberg.
Went for a skate after work, was knackered but had fun (10/10) until I ate shit trying something I never missed before (0/10). Got a swellbow (3/10) and my back got fucked (0/10). Passed out watching a movie with my broad (6/10).
Took care of some shit at home (8/10), went to a hip hop festival at the skatepark (9/10). Watched the breakdance comp and felt vaguely like The Muska (15/10). Couldn't enter the SKATE thing (0/10) which sucks as there was cash to win and I'm skint (2/10). Whatever. Bro'd down with Jeru The Damaja. (10/10). He was really nice. Street beerz (10/10). Got a VIP pass and could smoke and get millions of free drinks in the VIP booth (10/10). Drank some weird cocktails (7.5/10) and loads of crap beer (8/10). A uni mate did a show (8.5/10) and a skate mate DJed for Slum Village (10/10), which I missed as I was busy getting fucked up (4/10). Jeru did his thing (10/10). Kept on drinking with my marras in the VIP zone (10/10). Drank cognac off Jeru's bottle, like a real muthafukkin G (200/10). Left the venue when it closed, tried to hitchhike (10/10) but did not get a lift (0/10). Had to wait until the first train (0/10), starving, wasted (3/10). Had cigs at least (10/10). Got home at 7 in the morning. My chick was not impressed (3/10).
Woke up and realized that I had smashed my fancy phone screen (-20/10). Ate mad croque-monsieurs (coppa and Tilsit, 8/10, smoked duck fillet and Grana Padano, 9/10, can't remember what the third one was), passed out on the couch listening to old rock (10/10). Chilled in my sauna (10/10) then under the pouring rain on the terrace (10/10) feeling super good for a sec. Nature is rad (10/10).
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The new ios8. It's turned my iPad into a slug. 0/10.
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