Continually updated weird dreams you've had.

[Smurph]

Did I read on here something about cheese being linked to dreams?

Last night I was having a wine fight in the mountains of the Basque country after escaping from capture in France. Cacambo and Pangloss from Candide were there, too.

[whyhammer]

I had a dream that Bill Oddie gave birth to a Pheasant

[wayoutskates]

i feel sorry for people that say they don't dream or can't remember them, i have the best dreams literally every night and always remember them clearly. this morning i dozed off for 20 minutes and dreamt i was swimming around the coast of ghana taking photos of the lit up cityscape and some ridiculous sunset. the night before that i dreamt my way through an entire half of a football match where i player for juventus and we were playing real madrid. both teams were in different coloured F1 style red bull outfits. we started off 2-0 up, got down to 7-2 down but them pulled it back to 6-7. i'm sure we would've won but i woke up with about 10 minutes left. it was a really strange experience as near the beginning i started to wake up but i managed to force myself to stay asleep and carry on the dream, so the whole way through i had a strange sense of realism going on.
i could post in here every day except obviously you guys would get bored very quickly, but i'm so thankful for whatever's going on in my head to casue all this crap

[RichP]

Dreamt that I was in Asda and absolutely bursting for a piss, but all the urinals were broken and the loos were out of order. I was so desperate I drove my shopping cart out of the shop at mach speed, with all my unpaid shopping in. It was at this point I realised I was being chased by a police officer, and his pursuit was taking us up a very steep hill. Finally, out of breath i thought screw this, got in my weighty shopping trolley and started to roll back down the hill, surprising the police officer who was still going in the opposite direction. The trolley rapidly gathered motion, and I was doing some sweet airs off various bumps off the road and managing to land clean, all four wheels down.

However, when I reached the bottom of the road I found myself to be surrounded by armed response. Apparently I also had a gun in my trolley, something I hadn't realised before. Luckily my driving instructor who I haven't seen for 3 years suddenly screeched into the picture shouting "get in!!!!" so I obliged. We careered away, avoiding countless police vans and suchlike until we reached the co-op, where he kindly bought me 140 units of rum, as according to him "if you buy any more than 140 it's illegal and you'll get arrested". I thought this was a bit of a silly thing to say, as I was already being pursued for robbery of grocery goods and possession of a weapon. He also bought me some ice cream, which had my face on, and said "WANTED: THIS MAN". After realising how serious things had become, me having my face plastered all over frozen goods and all, we ran out of the shop, got back in the daewoo matiz and spread out.

We eventually arrived at was to be my hideout, but alas, the po-po were already there. They jumped on me, cuffed me and took me inside for some hard bastard interrogation. It was at this point I became lucid, after realising how ridiculous this dream had become. I constantly protested my innocence, telling them that none of them were real which they vehemently denied. They then claimed that they were the real ones, and I was a ghost invading their realm. To prove that their world was a world of fantasy, I decided to break the laws of physics, putting my hand through the wall like in those ghost films and morphing the surroundings. This shocked them, and I felt a sudden sadness at exposing their lack of existence and making them realise how futile their lifes were. then i woke up

THE END