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    Default pointless jokes

    well here's my pointless joke



    what did batman say to robin before they got in the car???





    get in the car robin...
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    get the pic HoTpAnTs

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    Last warning. The username I can just about deal with but you got to change your sig.
    Get down with your bad self
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    Default Yeah.

    Yeah, whats the deal with that sig?
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    Only one word for this thread... 'LOL'... *gives bluepeter badge*

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    what do you call someone with ten arms, six legs and 50 eyes?

    dont know
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    this three men walked into a chinese all you can eat...

























    .......they ate the food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by www.cubixsk8.cjb.net
    what do you call someone with ten arms, six legs and 50 eyes?
    Cubix?

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    New sex position right, called the Rodeo, you fuck a bird in the arse, tell her halfway through, your sister was a better shag than you, and see how long you can hold on for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pssp South Bank Local
    New sex position right, called the Rodeo, you fuck a bird in the arse, tell her halfway through, your sister was a better shag than you, and see how long you can hold on for.
    thats not a pointless joke. its the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lighterfluid
    Quote Originally Posted by www.cubixsk8.cjb.net
    what do you call someone with ten arms, six legs and 50 eyes?
    Cubix?
    nah, i've got 2 legs, 2 arms and 3 eyes.
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    k sorry!
    Gonna have to give that rodeo a try but use a line like "I'm crawling with crabs love..."

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    what's the difference between pea soup and roast beef ?
    anyone can roast beef.

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    What's the best way of preserving food?







    Eat it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jas
    this three men walked into a chinese all you can eat...


    .......they ate the food.
    i actually laughed at that! not sure why.

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