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    here's a picture of how it goes at netto's in copenhagen


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    Jono, you have to post some of Ian's classics up on here.

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    Have you heard the one about the Iraq terroist? *no*, He sent a letter bomb in the post, the letter then came back to him because he hadnt put enough stamps on it - true story

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    What do you call a black man that flys a plane?

    A pilot, you racist.

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    There were two explorers outside the gates of heaven talking to St Peter. He asks them how they got here and the first one explains.
    "We were exploring the jungle when we came across an ancient tribe, unfortunately for us they thought we were hostile and took us back to their village. They said to us that they would kill us if we did not complete a challenge. They said we had to go into the jungle and pick out three identical fruits and then shove them up our arse without showing any emotion or letting out any sound. Our friend was first and he came back with three cherries, he completed the challenge easily and they let him go. I was next and after a while i came back with the best fruits i could find, three plums. I managed to squeeze them all in without any sign of emotion or sound." St Peter interupted him,
    "Then how coem you are standing here now, they should have let you go?" The explorer shuffled his feet,
    "Well, i couldn't help laughign when i saw our other friend come back with three pineapples..."

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    haha hurd that before. Perler.

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    What do you call an Irishman with a University degree?
    A liar.

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    what did the washington sniper say to his flatmate?
    "did you want anything? i'm just gonna shoot up the petrol station"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moose
    What do you call a black man that flys a plane?

    A pilot, you racist.
    Haha.

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    i threw a party the other day and i wanted everyone to turn up as an emotion so on the night of the party the doorbell rang and this guy turns sprayed green with a big g round his neck and i says what have you come as?? and he replys iam green with envy very good says i and i let him in anyways the partys going on and the doorbell rings again and theres this girl sprayed pink with a big p round her neck i says what have you come as ?? she says iam tickled pink very good says i so anyway its getting really late and the doorbell rings again and theres these two rastfarians at the door and one has his dick in a pear and one has his dick in a bowl of custard and iam like what hve you two turned up as ???

    and the first rasta replys iam cum dispear and my mate is fucking discustard

    boom boom
    swap rat super good

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    what the STD say as it fell off a cliff?
    oh no, i'm a gonorrhoeae (sp?)

    what do you call a policewoman who shaves pubes?
    cuntstubble

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    Two snowmen are standing in a field. The first snowman says "Hey, can you smell carrots?..."
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    (¸.•´ (¸.•(jahlada)

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    Whats the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs ?

    Ones a goodyear, the others a very good year !

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