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[buildafire]

Yep. Perfect for a day like today.

[RichP]

I have finished exams i have finished exams i have finished exams no more exams not ever go away exams

[FixationOnPlastics]

Blazer? what kind of posh school did you go to? Fuckin' polyester jumper mate. Times were tough in mining villages in't early nineties ol' cock.

My school uniform was a tracksuit.

A fucking tracksuit.

[volstenhulme]

My school uniform was a tracksuit.

A fucking tracksuit.

Hahaha. Genuinely laughing out loud. I would've loved a tracksuit for school uniform though, any excuse to be a comfy bastard. That's the one upside to flying - you get to wear grey marl tracky bottoms in public.

[FixationOnPlastics]

Honestly, it was absolutely awful. Black top and bottoms, with a red collar on the top and red zips on the bottoms.
To top off the horror the PE kit was a red tracksuit.

A fucking red tracksuit.

[Mush]

Snazzy bastard. Ha ha.
We had to have a blazer and it had to be worn to assembly. Woe betide you if you were lacking your blazer in assembly.
In hindsight, it was an expense my Mum could have done without if it was only required for half an hour each morning.
Missed a trick, maybe i should have had a sideline renting them out.

[FixationOnPlastics]

It was a waking nightmare.

[volstenhulme]

It was a waking nightmare.

Try having to wear a long sleeved shirt, tie & royal blue polyester sweater with black trousers, shoes & socks, no matter the weather. I would've swapped a bollock for the opportunity to wear a pair of trainers, let alone a tracksuit with unzipping capabilities!

[grinnerssausages]

I have finished exams i have finished exams i have finished exams no more exams not ever go away exams

Let me rephrase

"I have finished exams which are well defined, are clearly marked, and from which I will receive feedback"

Ha ha - miserable bastard that I am.

GCSE, A-levels or Finals? Stoked either way.

[FixationOnPlastics]

Try being the fat kid when you have to wear a long sleeved shirt, tie & royal blue polyester sweater with black trousers, shoes & socks, no matter the weather. I would've swapped a bollock for the opportunity to wear a pair of trainers, let alone a tracksuit with unzipping capabilities!

Trust me, no amount of self deprecation can convince me you were worse off. It was a tracksuit.

A tracksuit made out of a thousand souls of stabbed, shot and run down estate kids. stitched together using the last threads of humanity to exist in the downtrodden hearts of families destined to go nowhere. Decorated with a logo of trees that were supposed to symbolise growth but instead stood as a petrified forest, a monument to the fact that everything withers and dies yet the school will remain in an eternal stasis of failure. A black tracksuit so dark that light, let alone hope, could not escape it.

A fucking tracksuit.

[Dagz]

My school uniform was a bright yellow t-shirt and a baggy royal blue jumper with black trousers.
The school walls were also painted this colour.
All you could see on the stairs was a bunch of bobbing heads.

Baggy jumper which was even bigger on me because I was so tiny.

I have small boobs anyway so I looked like I didn't have any at all.

I was the girl with all of the friends and none of the boobs...